Queer Male and Queer Female Face Off


“Secretly, low-key, I am a gay man.”

Watch as Sid & Michael are put to the test to find out who knows more about each others community.

do you know what a prostate is a
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ballsack inside the ball set oh the
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g-spot yeah I know how to get there okay
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I am Sid I’m a queer identifying female
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just outside my xx hi I’m Michael I’m a
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queer male and I’m also just outside my
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to ities I have a lot of gay male
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friends and clear identifying male
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friends I don’t know too much about
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their slang and sort of like their
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community but let’s test that knowledge
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and see how much I do know
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I guess I just want to know like what’s
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the teeth what’s going on in queer women
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culture
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what does discreet mean maybe like
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applying to not wanting to be
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particularly out that’s pretty accurate
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do you know what a gold star is no like
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a blonde girl
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I’ll go I’m sorry so would a lesbian
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who’s never slept with a man before you
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made it through unscathed would you be
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considered a gold star yes I have never
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touched a man my whole life do you know
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what a non means a non binary I’ve heard
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of like type of hookups where you can
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like just show up at somebody’s house
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and they like leave the door open you
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could just come in and you don’t want to
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know who it is
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[Laughter]
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what about softwoods you I consider
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myself a soft which not necessarily
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budge definitely not firm but somewhere
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in the middle what about fair gaming is
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there like a I think the other closest
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equivalent would be like butch queen
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explain which it’s like which do you
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know what it means to have a pig face
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emoji on your profile you’re a Squealer
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oh really
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so that means like you like with the
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shit fish a or
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you down for it all like you just yes
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I’m your Pig yeah they’re pigs in that
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name nothing I’ve ever come across
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I mean I have pig moments yeah well we
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are insects what does it mean to flip
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the bean it means to play with the
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clitoris which I’m learning is very
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important definitely will be like the
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equivalent or like the most important
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part your like getting down making sure
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that I’m happy I mean oh being happy as
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employees likely there’s no likely do
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you know what gagging means but gagging
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choking it’s that energy it’s like wow
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you think you’re so great like I can’t
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oh hey do you know what it means tu Hall
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it means like dive in it both hands I
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don’t know in the relationship like you
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me second date like oh my god I love you
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let’s move in together let’s you Holly
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oh my god what does the seamy boys pussy
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what is this evening the whole meal
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entree appetizer final round I need you
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to draw me a vagina
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I need B ovaries I need the clay I need
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the urethra and I need the hole I’m
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gonna do my best
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only thing about – we’re gonna test this
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gold star claim that you gave me if it’s
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good I’m gonna know you lying about that
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gold star we’re about to find out is the
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moment of truth
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okay I don’t know y’all this is a very
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simplified vagina so these are the
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ovaries I know they’re like inside where
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does peek up bro this so the top one is
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where you pee from and this hole is
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where you have sex room do you want to
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play with her while you play with her
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yes I’m learning down there never
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I need to see more vaginas down can you
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draw a male genitalia including just
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like dry everything okay
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I’m sorry where’s the prostate back here
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yeah where’s the urethra pee hole
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where is the scrotum scrotum there was
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like a few little key things that I like
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really wasn’t aware of
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you’re a better lesbian now yes I better
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lesbian and queer male and you’ll be a
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better gay men and crew woman

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